Cut the St Patrick's Shite Right Out

March 17th. St. Patrick’s Day. Paddy’s Day.

Whatever you call it (and you shouldn’t call it Patty’s Day), it’s an excuse. An excuse for people who don’t usually drink to learn that they don’t like Guinness. An excuse for Americans to become instant genealogy experts. And worst of all. Absolutely bloody worst of all.

An excuse for businesses to go full moron. Full green leprechaun lucky charm moron.

I bet they feel dead clever too. Like they’re proving to the world that they’re funny chaps.

If that sounds like your business, I’m going to show you what you actually look like.

Ready?

You’re the one on the left. The bloke on the right, wishing that you just bloody wouldn’t? That’s your clients.

So just cut all the plastic paddy nonsense out, right?

We’ll all be happier for it.

PS: Yes, I’m a hypocrite.

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