The Skip NetworkAudio Script
The Skip Network is a UK-wide business that puts skip hire companies in touch with people who want to hire a skip, and vice versa.
Knowing that hiring a skip isn’t the most glamorous task, and that being kept on hold is irritating, The Skip Network wanted something to keep callers entertained and amused. My solution? Messages in the style of popular action-packed TV shows.
(In the style of “The A-Team” opening credits)
VO: A number of years ago, a crack skip hire association was set up by a group of professionals to get rid of stuff you don’t want.
These men promptly set up a network of contacts throughout the country, from their secret base in the UK.
Today, still wanted by the general public, they survive as skip providers extraordinaire. If you have a pile of rubbish, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...
The Skip Network!
(FX: Staccato machine gun noise)